04/01/09
In a suppressing bold move, Sanrio completes a takeover bid of Disney. Details are sketchy at this time. Rumor has it that the merger was a result of breakdown in talks between Obama Administration and Disney over a proposed Disney bailout. One administration official spoke off the record “with AIG and GM messin with our minds and Rush Limbaugh riding our asses we just do not have the time or money”. Calls to Senator Dodd’s office over possible foreknowledge of the deal remain unanswered.
Already Sanrio is releasing a new commercial to the media today.